I Like Trains :)

   A few years ago I ended up having a hilariously long and laborious bout of dental surgery done, removing wonky teeth, wisdom teeth, other teeth, and generally making my life a misery ("by the way, did we mention that if we nick this nerve here whilst we're operating, theres a small but very real chance you'll lose all control of your lower jaw for the rest of your life? Right, Jolly Good, lets get on with it then...").  Because the work was being done in the Birmingham Dental Hospital, it meant I was effectively house-bound for over a week at my parents house, without the ability to really go out and do much, eat, drink and so on.  So in an effort to relieve boredom and give myself something to do, I decided to build a model railway in a week from the various bits and pieces lying around in old boxes around my room from when I was younger.  I was very much into model railways when I was younger, but generally put it aside in my early teens to avoid giving the bullying bastards at school any more ammunition... though as a speccy spotty sci-fi nerd, I suspect they had plenty to be going on with anyway without needing to call me a trainspotter.

   At this point I should mention that despite an interest in railway photography, trains, and all things miniatures, I have a bit of a problem with finishing projects, which is why I have never in fact completed a model railway (the only stuff I ever seem to finish are models built for projects with actual deadlines).  The above shot is from the only railway I've ever managed to get to near-finished condition, something I built whilst at Uni so I could try miniatures photography with a new camera.  But, with little else to do on this week of dentistry hell, I set to work...

 The baseboards were offcuts from the scenic diaromas built for the Britannia Model Village exhibition in Birmingham (Jan 09).  Scenic bits came from the various boxes of junk that anyone making miniatures ends up collecting.  I dont think it was too bad for a weeks work really, and it kept me sane.

 At this point in my life however I was technically living in Yorkshire (staying with the family of my then-fiance, now-wife Amy), and after the dentistry was done and I could chew solid food again, I ended up going back to the north.  And obviously I couldnt carry these train layouts on a real train back to Yorkshire, so no doubt to my parents delight, my old bedroom ended up filled with yet more junk whilst I buggered off back up North.
   Nothing else was done with this layout, and indeed it stayed gathering dust until me and Amy finally won our battle against the UK Economy and the Treasury, and fooled Fate into letting us get a house of our own.  My parents were (naturally enough) sick of the fact my old room was filled to the rafters with half built model kits and old toys, rendering it unusable as a guest room, so they drove up one weekend with the car filled with this stuff.  Having filled our new spare room in Yorkshire with the resultant delivery of 20-odd years of my life, and having a desperate need to clear said room for guests, I then ended up taking the decision to dismantle this railway.  Not least because I also needed to canibilise parts for the Steampunk project I was by now getting into.  These snapshots then represent the only visual record of the model anyway- I shot these the day I broke the models up for parts, just quickly rushing outside to get a few pics inbetween the rain.

   In hindsight seems a bit of a shame, as with a little photoshop jiggery-pokery (tecnhical term) the model looks half decent.  Might build something a bit bigger and better for photography purposes soon, depending on how much I think Amys patience will hold up with me filling the house with yet more models...

Abandoned-ish Project: Dreadnought "Britannia"

You see Mister Prime minister? You see?! THIS is what happens when a nerd ends up Long-Term Unemployed... with access to foam board, card, and Battlestar Galactica DVD’s.

This was part of a speculative commission (in my limited and mediocre defence); an artist I knew wanted collaborators for a space-based comic, and after I mentioned that I did stuff with miniatures, she wanted to see some sort of evidence. So a plan to build and shoot a model space ship emerged, and I set to work with foamboard and scalpel.

The inspirations are equal parts Battlestar and the little-known, but fantastic 80’s Japanese kids TV puppet series “Starfleet X-Bomber” (I say kids tv show, but it had a fairly staggering amount of death, destruction, and violence). This gem was something I grew up watching, fondly remembered, and tracked down on DVD recently. Look it up on Youtube, look beyond the cheesy voiceovers, and marvel at the miniature effects instead, which is what I always tended to do.

The problem that started it all- the Hangar Pod with functional lighting and interior...

The original configuration, before the stepped-neck was added, which also contibuted to making the rest of the model that bit longer and more unwieldy...

As most of my projects do, this one suffered a degree of what our American friends call Mission-Creep (or the “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, Then He’ll Want…” effect). Being lazy, to avoid having to build a separate hangar-bay set, I decided to make an interior for each of the hangar pods. The size of these was dictated by the size of the interior lighting- all I could afford on a budget of about nothing was some poundworld LED push-lights, about the size of a coaster. I then ended up having to scale the body of the ship to match the hangar pods. Which meant that the nose had to be scaled to match the body. The mad plan then formed to have some degree of internal illuminations for the fuselage, nose, and engines- so poundland LED torches were bought, which dictated the size of the engine pods and other parts. By this time the decision was also taken to have the model constructed from parts which could slot together, allowing it to dismantle down into pieces that were easier to store (a rare nod towards practicality for one of my builds- given that I don’t have the massive shed/lockup/aircraft hanger that miniatures builds often require).

This led to the main problem- with the model being constructed in sections, without properly realising it until it was too late I ended up with a huge foamcard model that was about 3 and bit foot long when assembled, heavy, unwieldy, and which would have been next to impossible to hang up from wires and shoot, assuming I could have found anywhere to actually shoot it. By this time the artist I was wanting to work with announced she had abandoned the space comic anyway, making the whole excersie a collosal waste of time.

So the thing was relegated to the cellar, and abandoned as a cock-up. If anything I was embarrassed that I’d wasted a lot of time building something like this (despite the fact this was meant to be my “hour a day to calm myself down after job hunting” remedy, the Job Centre put much effort into making me feel incredibly guilty that I wasn’t spending every waking moment job hunting… and I only dared mention photography to them once, and was told “that’s just wasting time, photography will never get you a real job in an office or kitchen!”. Not that I’m still wound up about my time signing-on or anything…).

Back to the model- finally last year it was dismantled and stripped for parts, mainly because having moved out of their house a while after construction stopped, I suspected my In-Laws patience with bits of half built model kits cluttering their place up would seriously strain our family relationship.

Not the end of the saga though- being a massive Red Dwarf/UFO/Space 1999 fan, I still fancy having a go at doing spaceship pics, so am rebuilding the Dreadnought design to a much more manageable scale recycling some of the parts- I have a desire to actually do some miniatures photography with spaceships this autumn. However, all models will be built to a more suitable scale. Lesson learned. Hopefully.


Footnote.
Its quite sad that as I type this, I’ve learned of the death of Peter Wragg. An experienced Visual Effects… well genius to be frankly honest, his work with miniatures on shows like Thunderbirds and especially Red Dwarf got me hooked on this sort of miniatures build in the first place. RIP.

Past Projects- Team S.H.E.D

Something else from the Archives, though more recent in this case… the Specialist Hazard-Engagement Division, or Team S.H.E.D

This is a project that I cooked up a few years ago, made a start on, and then abandoned. Way back in the mists of time (2004-ish) Tom Roberts, a good mate of mine, came up with an online comic called “The Jamshed Strip” which was on deviantart, and was a sort of collaborative venture with half a dozen people putting up their own comics, with their own characters, but all of us working to the same format and template. My own efforts evolved into MiniShed, which featured a mixed cast of anthropomorphic animals (based off three talking dogs I’d been doodling for years in sketchbooks at college), and humans (myself, Tom, my missus Amy, and later a fourth character called Harmony/Happygoth, who’d evolved from a character created for a photography project).
Minished faltered away a bit after we all left University, and I was looking around the 2007/08 point for a way of evolving my characters. I had all the props and miniatures from the Britannia Model Village (indeed, the project was still ongoing at the time), so I came up with the idea of doing a James Bond-inspired comic featuring drawn characters, and using miniatures for backgrounds and effects shots, something I’d worked a bit into the shorter comics.

The plan never properly got beyond doing some sets, and the ‘hero’ vehicles for Team SHED, largely because I couldn’t work out a satisfying storyline. The mini comics changed instead, the anthro animal characters were redesigned to resemble their original animal forms, and the comics gradually died a death as the other contributors gave up, and Deviantart became basically a free stock site for bored American teenagers to nick art from.

Team SHED

Largely inspired from my love for Gerry Anderson TV shows and 70’s Dr Who, SHED was equal parts U.N.I.T (Dr Who) and SPECTRUM (Captain Scarlet). The idea was that the shed of the title concealed the entrance to a huge underground secret base, and the characters were a secret and not particularly effective counter-espionage force. SHED worked for the Britannia Government (it all being ‘set’ in the same fictional universe of the model village project), generally fighting evil, each other, and random passers-by in an attempt to preserve the rule of law in Britannia.

In the best traditions of Gerry Anderson TV shows, each character had their own vehicle, and these are shown here:

HMS Skyshed
The most blatant homage, or rip-off if you will, regarding Captain Scarlet was to have a stratospheric Aircraft Carrier. This model was originally sketched during the model village project, but the idea was dropped as it would be scientifically implausible and doubtful to even get built with British workmanship.
It’s built roughly to N scale, and mainly made from foamboard, with odd bits of model kits here and there. I constructed it when I was doing a spell of Jury Duty and thus had long spells of time during the day waiting to be called in, in which I could sit and sketch more random bits to add to the model. It never ended up getting as detailed as I’d have liked though, and spent several years gathering dust before it was unceremoniously scrapped and destroyed, with a few bits getting reclaimed for the spares box. To be honest, the model was too large and fragile to store, yet too small for practical photography purposes for the project.

Landy.
Because it wouldn’t be British without a Land Rover. Inspired by the pointlessly-over modified Range Rover in Torchwood, and an intended running joke in the story would have been how often the Land Rover got blown up, being as you can pretty much guarantee that if a Landy appears in a Bond Film (or any other action film for that matter) its probably going to get wrecked.

Modifications were of the make-it-up-as-you-go-along method, just adding random bits, but it did have a swappable chassis so it could run on railway tracks.

Battletank
Another nod to Captain Scarlet, a metallic blue tank. Intended for a “Goldeneye”-esque chase scene, the model was modified from a cheapo toy Bradley APC, with moved turret, bigger gun, and a few other odds and ends bodged onto it.

Love-From-Above

Harmony, or Happygoth as her nickname would have been, was based on a character I’d created for a fashion photography project at Uni (some pics from a later reshoot of the project here ***) - the archetypical girly-girl. Hence the pink and purple fighter jet with huge aerodynamically-implausible rocket boost on the back.

Hercybird

Another simple conversion, a Hercules with jet engines, mainly because the original and somewhat fragile propellers had all snapped away by this point (I’d had the model half-built in a box since about 1997). And yes I realise the airframe would have shattered apart had anything like this actually been built, but hey-ho.

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So the project was abandoned- some shots from it ended up in the last throes of the model village project before it was abandoned. As mentioned above, the aircraft carrier was broken up; all the other models survive though.

A different take on the comic idea has arisen lately though- shorter (24 page) comics, featuring the characters as they were at the end of the Minished run, and shot using miniatures as backgrounds. The stories are shorter which allows for more jokes crammed into a shorter space. Team SHED as a concept is sort-of still around, though it won’t be in the form shown here. Will post more on that at a later date, but production is pencilled-in to begin after the Steampunk stuff is done later this year…

Old Project- Scary Louise (Cyberpunk)

Time for another break from Steampunk, and instead into Cyberpunk.

Back when I was in college, in a supporting environment with little to no bullying, my Nerd side had full reign, and I ended up wallowing around in a project that allowed me to get into Cyberpunk. There was a lot of meddling around with science fiction concepts and all sorts of related stuff, and whilst I cant quite remember what led me to this, for my final piece I decided to follow up a theme of modified humans being created from injured people to create a slave-race in some dark dystopian future. Yes, in hindsight I realise a) Cliché, b) I needed to get out more, and c) this is probably why I had such trouble picking up girls in my teens.

Moving along… Louise here (named for the brand of the incredibly tacky fancy-dress wig bought for the project) is a piece of sort-of lifesize sculpture, much to the annoyance of my parents whose loft this resides in whilst I live over a hundred miles away in my nice new house. The model is based around a polystyrene shop-dummy head bought from a beauty salon- my residing memory being of my annoyance at how much the woman running the shop charged me for it. Anyway, I bought the fancy dress wig, then made up a latex solution to create the flesh covering, and coloured the skin with acrylics. The basic ‘chamber’ was built with mountcard around a wooden frame, and other details were added with all sorts of bits of tat and electronic components from a broken computer found in a skip round the back of the college.

The final model was ok-ish, and got me a good mark from my slightly bewieldered lecturers, but a couple of years after the project I experimented a bit with still-life photos, and some creative lighting, and got some fairly decent (for the time and camera I was using) shots. I may at some point get around to tarting it all up and reshooting the pics, assuming that its still intact after 8 years in the loft… Or maybe a Steampunk version beckons, given that most of my other work at the moment revolves around Victorian scifi.

Work in Progress- Warhammer 40K Thunderbolt Fighter Jet

And now for something completely different, or at least a break from Steampunk…

The Waffle:

When I was in my early teens I was very much into Warhammer 40,000. Not so much the gaming aspect, oddly enough, but the stuff around it. Here was this massive science fiction world which had all this supporting literature to add depth to proceedings, frankly fantastic art work, and rather nice and imaginative miniatures. With all that, I found I couldn’t get quite so enthused about the reality of mating all that supporting stuff with actually playing the games, preferring to focus on collecting and painting the models.  Different strokes for different folks though.

I stopped playing Warhammer, but kept an interest in the literature and imagery, and indeed my sketchbooks from about the ages of 12-19 are crammed with drawings of 100-foot high Titans or future-retro tanks, and I have the distinct feeling that it led rather strongly to projects like Britannia. I still read the literature, especially the Dan Abnett stuff, and one of his best is the book “Double Eagle”, which is a sort of Battle-of-Britain in the Warhammer 40k universe with Imperial pilots (the goodies) flying armoured fighter planes against The Archenemy Baddies.

Being a fan of this book, and wanting to do something non-steampunk for the sake of my sanity (what do you mean not every vehicle needs to run on coal?! Heresy!), I decided to have a go at building a Thunderbolt Fighter. I’ve been wanting to do some experiments with miniatures shots, trying to achieve in-camera effects I currently use photoshop for, and felt I needed a large-scale model to try it out with- more on this in a future post.

The current design of the Thunderbolt is a model produced by Forge World, and whilst its a lovely piece of sculpting in keeping with the current 40K design style, it didn't quite appeal to me. I thought I'd have a go at doing my own interpretation based on descriptions in the books, so I decided not to even produce a design sketch or doodle for this, and just have a go. It would also be in a larger scale than Warhammer miniatures do- mine would be built to 1/32nd as a consequence of needing large models for my intended shots.

This would be a proper Ben-build, done on as cheap a budget possible, using recycled parts. When I did “Britannia” I needed a couple of large aircraft models, and ended up customising large toys or cheap-and-nasty model kits, somewhat crudely as they were only background items. These had been pretty much ground to bits anyway in two subsequent house moves and storage in a box in the loft, so out came the hacksaw.


The basis for the Thunderbolt are four large aircraft kits/toys- a US A-10 thunderbolt in 1/48th scale, a 1/32nd F-105 Starfighter, a toy passenger jet of unknown type, and a toy that somewhat resembles a Vulcan bomber with a Concorde fuselage. The models were dismantled and rebuilt, glued back together, and generally mangled around into the right sort of configuration. The distinctive engines were made from marker pens.

Trial fit of the components here, to see how they would relate to each other. At this point the plan was still to use the entire of the passenger plane fuselage, inverted.

The cockpit assembly from the Starfighter kit shoe-horned into the inverted passenger jet fuselage.

The cockpit assembly and rear fuselage- the framing was built up from parts from a tractor cab (1/32nd scale poundworld toy), the fuselage is the chopped about remains of the A-10 body.

Further detailing and structural work was added with mountcard, then the cockpit assembly was built up- components from the Starfighter kit forming the main interior, with the framing built up from a 1/32nd toy tractor cab from a poundshop. More details were built up from bits and pieces from the scrapbox. Oddly the only actual Warhammer kit components going into this are the nose guns.

Much more to be done on this model, though annoyingly its been pushed back by more Steampunk stuff- I do intend to get this finished pretty soon though, returning to it as a break from building steam powered contraptions. I have a feeling that Steampunk may be about to, if not has already, jumped the proverbial clockwork mecha-shark, so I want to get that project done soon-as…

And for todays update, more Steampunk, and in this case, the Iron Horse.

The Waffle:

"The Iron Horse (or ‘Copper Dragon’ as they were sometimes also referred to, due to the shape of their heads) was already old technology by the time of the Century Survey images being recorded in 1901. One of many devices built to harness steam technology, they were designed as essentially a road-going locomotive, with the power to haul much greater loads than horses. The various designs of Iron Horse became popular throughout the mid 1800’s, but as technology advanced the larger companies replaced them, meaning they were gradually passed to smaller companies and enterprises.
By the late 1930’s petrol and diesel powered vehicles had largely made the Iron Horse redundant, and many were scrapped, especially as part of the war effort when metal was required in large amounts. Saltaires two famous Iron Horses, Jemima and Matilda, originally belonged to the Mill and were later passed to the Leeds-Liverpool Navigation Company, based at the canal maintenance depot near the mill. When the horses were replaced in 1907, they passed back to the Mill, where they were preserved in working order and often used at local ceremonial functions. In the 1960’s they were moved to the new Industrial Museum in Bradford, becoming part of the Mechanical Horses Trust. Since restored to working order, they are regularly used for demonstration haulage events in the museum."

The Reality:

So this is another one of those ideas that kind of developed a momentum of its own, as the project went on... When I started doodling ideas for Steampunk themed vehicles, thinking along the classic steampunk-lines of ‘take an ordinary thing, overcomplicate it, make it out of metal and cover it in cogs whether or not it would make sense in the real world’, I wondered about a sort of cross between a tractor and a replacement for the horse.

It’s loosely inspired by early road-going steam locomotives, of the sort built by Trevithick, with hints of Stephenson’s Rocket in the layout of its component parts. It looked considerably more imposing with caterpillar tracks, even though it would make it hideously impractical and complicated to drive. And then I ended up going for the over-ornamentation approach of making it look a little bit like a horse, to give it a bit of character.

Some of the detail parts are designed to be interchangeable, such as the head, so the basic body can be modified easily to represent more than one vehicle. The main body itself comprises a foamboard chassis plate with a boiler/smokebox constructed from a Fairtrade Chocolate Sprinkles tub (the advantages of being the assistant manager of a café, plenty of access to things like this for Blue-Peter style builds). Detailing was the Ben-Standard combination of bits of felt pen, old toys, model kits, mountcard, and all the sorts of things you end up using when working on a budget of nowt. Oh to have access to bins full of thousands of bits of Airfix kits, like Gerry Andersons mob used to use. Heyho.

As you can see from the guest appearance of Dr Who driving it, I wanted this to be quite a big model, so I could go a bit mad with the detailing. It was always intended to be a ‘Hero’ model in the photomanips, and feature very prominently, so whereas the Monorail is built to 1/72nd as a background piece, the mechanical horse needed to be much larger.

Painting was a spray in grey primer, followed by Citadel “Chaos Black” (I really would recommend Citadel acrylic paints, they’re pretty bloody fantastic for miniatures work, and their sprays are some of the best I’ve used in 10 years of doing this kind of work). Then everything was dry brushed with copper and bronze, with some light highlighting with white and yellow. The finished effect with the painting is exactly what I was aiming for- a grimy, well-used, and old looking piece of kit; well used but showing its age.

Currently under construction are a different set of tracks to represent a different horse, and also an armoured mechanical tractor, a “War Horse” if you will, for pulling artillery cannons.

Steampunk- Stolly

OK, definitely a bit of silliness here- this arose out of a conversation I had with a friend during the early stages of the Steampunk project, where we decided that if its (relatively) low budget science fiction on film or television, then it has to include an Alvis Stalwart. This futuristic-looking amphibious lorry was built for the British Army in the 60’s, and since being pensioned off by HM armed forces, seems to be earning a living cropping up whenever a director needs a futuristic looking vehicle with minimal modifications and at low cost (see the Battle of Serenity prologue in “Firefly”, the refugee camp in “Children of Men”, the American military convoy in “Reign of Fire”, etc etc).

The basic technology of my version for "The Century Survey" is based around that used in the Sentinel steam lorries, making this a vertical-boilered vehicle. I haven’t gone into too much depth with thinking about the application of the technology though (apart from thinking it drives to one axle, the others simply supporting the weight), and the model isn’t properly built to scale either; rather, just aiming to get the proportions fairly close, in a rough 1/32nd scale. I was going off pics of Stalwarts in army service rather than any sort of detailed blueprint or works drawing... after all though, the whole model was just a bit of fun and something random.


As you can see from the above pic, taken prior to painting, the model of the 'Stolly' is entirely scratchbuilt- the main chassis and flatbed are from foamcore board, with artists 3mil mount card forming the main bodywork. All other accessories from the scrap box, and include that staple of my builds, marker pens, bits of other toys and kits (the headlamp and some of the whistle details are from a large toy American locomotive for example), and the door steps are clips from printer ink cartridges. Really it was a typical bodge-job.

The rather lurid paint job was just to give it a bit of presence when photographed in black and white/sepia. Its liveried up as a works vehicle of the Leeds-Liverpool Navigation Company, and in the fiction of the Century Survey/Britannia project, it’s a maintenance vehicle used by the canal company in Saltaire.

One of the experimental shots- the lens flare effect on the windows ended up a bit over the top, but I was trying to avoid having to go to the complication of fitting a properly glazed cab with interior for a quick-build, background item. More fool me, but then again this project is a process of experimentation. I plan to fit a few more details anyway before its used in any more photos...